Aight, listen up y’all dumb bitches. I’m Desiree, and I’m here to set y’all straight ’bout this fuckin’ politics shit. Now, I know some of y’all be actin’ all high and mighty, thinkin’ y’all too good to fuck a man just ’cause he don’t agree with your political views. But let me tell ya somethin’, that’s some bullshit right there.
First off, who gives a fuck about politics when it comes to fuckin’? Ain’t nobody askin’ you to marry the muthafucka, just spread them legs and let him hit it. Shit, politics ain’t gonna pay your bills or keep your pussy warm at night. A hard dick will though.
Now, I know some of y’all be like, “But Desiree, I can’t stand his views on abortion!” Or “He supports that racist fuck Trump!” Well, let me tell ya somethin’, you can hate his politics all you want, but that don’t mean you can’t hate his dick too. Shit, I fucked a man once who thought the Earth was flat. Didn’t stop me from ridin’ that muthafucka like a rollercoaster.
And another thing, y’all be actin’ like y’all the only ones with standards. Newsflash, bitches: men got standards too. You think he wanna fuck a woman who can’t even keep her legs closed for a man with different beliefs? Hell no. He wanna fuck a woman who knows how to separate politics from pleasure.
Now, let me tell y’all a lil’ story ’bout myself. There was this one time, I was at this party, and I saw this fine ass muthafucka across the room. He was tall, dark, and handsome as fuck. But I also knew he was a die-hard Republican. Now, I’m a Democrat through and through, but I ain’t let that stop me from goin’ over there and hittin’ him up.
We started talkin’, and I could tell he was feelin’ me. So I said, “Yo, let’s get outta here and go back to my place.” He was down, so we bounced.
When we got to my crib, I didn’t waste no time. I pushed him up against the wall and started suckin’ on his neck. He was gettin’ all hot and bothered, so I dropped to my knees and pulled out his big, black cock. I started suckin’ on that muthafucka like it was my job. He was moanin’ and groanin’, lovin’ every second of it.
Then I stood up, turned around, and bent over the couch. I lifted up my skirt, pulled down my panties, and spread my ass cheeks wide. “Come on, baby,” I said. “Stick that big dick in my tight, wet pussy.”
He didn’t need to be told twice. He grabbed my hips and slammed that muthafucka deep inside me. I started moanin’ and screamin’, lovin’ the way he was stretchin’ out my walls. He started poundin’ me hard and fast, makin’ my ass jiggle with every thrust.
I reached back and started playin’ with my clit, rubbin’ it fast and hard. I could feel myself gettin’ closer and closer to cummin’. “Fuck me harder!” I screamed. “Make me cum on that big, black dick!”
He did just that. He started slammin’ into me even harder, makin’ the couch shake. I could feel my pussy gettin’ tighter and tighter, and then I exploded. I came so hard, I squirted all over his dick and balls. He kept fuckin’ me through it, makin’ me cum over and over again.
Finally, he couldn’t take it no more. He pulled out and started jackin’ his dick fast and hard. “I’m gonna cum!” he yelled. “I’m gonna cum all over your big, black ass!”
I turned around and opened my mouth wide. He aimed his dick at my face and started shootin’ his load. He came so hard, it hit me in the face, in my hair, and even in my fuckin’ eye. I loved every second of it.
When he was done, I licked up every last drop of his cum. Then I sucked his dick clean, makin’ sure I got every bit of his jizz in my mouth. I swallowed it all down like a good little slut.
So there you have it, bitches. Don’t let politics stop you from gettin’ your fuck on. Shit, if you can’t fuck a man ’cause of his beliefs, then I’ll fuck him for you. I don’t give a fuck about politics. All I care about is gettin’ my pussy pounded and my throat filled with cum.
So next time you see a fine ass muthafucka who don’t agree with you politically, don’t be a dumb ass and refuse to fuck him. Spread them legs and let him hit it. And if you can’t do it, send him my way. I’ll be more than happy to take care of that big, black dick for you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go take a shower and wash this muthafucka’s cum outta my hair. Later, bitches!
