Aight listen up y’all nasty bitches, ’cause Desiree ’bout to school ya on how to keep ya man happy and faithful. Ya heard? The key to a nigga’s heart is through his dick, plain and simple. So if ya want that man all to yaself, ya gotta start suckin’ his cock like ya life depend on it.
Now I know some of ya hoes out there be thinkin’, “Nah, I ain’t no damn cocksucker!” Well, lemme tell ya somethin’, bitch. If ya can’t handle a lil’ dick in ya mouth, how the fuck ya gonna handle it in ya pussy or ya ass? Ya gotta be versatile, ya dig?
First things first, ya gotta get ya man hard as a muthafucka. Start by teasin’ him, rubbin’ on his dick through his pants while ya whisperin’ all the nasty shit ya gonna do to him. Once he’s rock hard, pull that big black cock out and start lickin’ it like it’s a fuckin’ lollipop.
Wrap ya lips around the head and start suckin’, usin’ ya tongue to tease the slit. Ya gotta make him think ya love the taste of his pre-cum. Then start takin’ more of that dick down ya throat, inch by inch. Don’t be scared to gag on it, ’cause that shit just turns a nigga on even more.
While ya suckin’, use ya hands to stroke what ya can’t fit in ya mouth. Ya gotta make sure every inch of that dick is gettin’ attention. And don’t forget about his balls, bitch. Lick ’em, suck ’em, and massage ’em with ya hands. Trust me, he’ll be beggin’ for more.
Now, ya might be thinkin’, “Desiree, what if he cums in my mouth?” Well, bitch, that’s the fuckin’ point! Swallow every last drop of that nut like it’s the finest champagne. And if ya can’t handle that, then ya ain’t ready for a real man.
But listen, suckin’ dick ain’t just about gettin’ a nigga off. It’s about makin’ him feel like the king of the muthafuckin’ world. Ya gotta stroke his ego while ya strokin’ his cock. Tell him how good he tastes, how big and hard he is, how ya can’t get enough of his dick. Make him feel like he’s the only man in the world who can satisfy ya.
And when ya done, don’t be thinkin’ ya can just roll over and go to sleep. No, bitch, ya gotta ride that dick like ya life depend on it. Bounce on that muthafucka until ya both cumin’ so hard ya see stars. And then, and only then, can ya collapse in his arms and bask in the glory of a job well done.
So there ya have it, ya nasty hoes. The secret to keepin’ ya man happy and faithful. Now get out there and start suckin’, bitches! And remember, if ya can’t handle the dick, then ya can’t handle the man. So step ya game up and show ya man what ya made of. Desiree out.