Aight, listen up y’all niggas. I know y’all be peepin’ that fine cougar down the street, the one with the phat ass and them big ol’ titties. She be struttin’ around in them tight-ass jeans and low-cut tops, flauntin’ that sexy body. And y’all be thinkin’, “Damn, I wish I could get a taste of that.”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’. That cougar be wantin’ the same thing y’all do. She be lookin’ at y’all young bucks, thinkin’, “I wonder if that nigga can handle me.” Trust me, I know. I’m Desiree, the 40-year-old MILF from the hood with the big ol’ saggy titties and the hairy pussy. I know how cougars think.
See, we cougars, we been around the block a few times. We know what we like, and we ain’t afraid to go after it. We don’t got time for all that high school bullshit. We want a real man who can fuck us right.
And let me tell ya, y’all young niggas be just what we cougars need. Y’all got that energy, that stamina, that hunger. We can teach y’all a thing or two, show y’all how to really please a woman.
So next time you see that cougar down the street, don’t be shy. Go up to her, give her that sexy smile, and tell her what’s on your mind. Tell her you want to fuck her, to make her scream your name. Trust me, she’ll be all over that.
And when you get her alone, don’t hold back. Grab them titties, slap that ass, eat that pussy like it’s your last meal. Show her what a real man can do.
And when you’re ready to bust, don’t even think about pullin’ out. We cougars love that raw, nasty shit. We want to feel your hot cum shootin’ deep inside us. We want you to breed us, to make us yours.
So what y’all waitin’ for? Go get that cougar, nigga. Show her what you’re made of. And when you do, make sure you tell her Desiree sent ya. I’ll be waitin’ for the details.
