Aight listen up y’all, ’cause Auntie Desiree ’bout to drop some real talk on ya. Now I know some of y’all might be thinkin’, “Damn Desiree, that’s cold as fuck. How you gon’ talk ’bout fuckin’ some old granny like that?” But hold up, let me break it down for ya.
First off, let’s get one thing straight – age ain’t nothin’ but a number, ya dig? I mean, shit, I’m pushin’ 40 and still out here fuckin’ like a damn teenager. These young niggas be all over this phat ass and these big ol’ titties. So don’t go actin’ like some old broad can’t still get it in.
Now, I know some of y’all might be thinkin’, “But Desiree, what if she ain’t even into that shit no more? What if she just wanna sit at home and knit or some shit?” Fuck outta here with that bullshit. Every woman, no matter how old, got a freak inside her just waitin’ to come out. You just gotta know how to bring it out.
And that’s where you come in, my nigga. You gotta approach this shit with confidence. Walk up to that old broad like you the shit, ’cause you know you are. Tell her how fine she is, how you been watchin’ her ass jiggle when she walks by. Trust me, she ain’t used to hearin’ that shit no more. She gon’ be all hot and bothered in no time.
Now, I know some of y’all might be thinkin’, “But Desiree, what if she got a man? What if she don’t wanna cheat on him?” Fuck that nigga. If he can’t keep his woman satisfied, then he don’t deserve her. And if she don’t wanna cheat, then you just gotta make her an offer she can’t refuse. Tell her you gon’ fuck her so good, she gon’ forget all about that lame-ass nigga she with.
And trust me, once you get her in the bedroom, it’s game over. You just gotta take your time with her. Don’t go rushin’ shit. Start off by kissin’ on her neck, lettin’ your hands explore them curves. Let her know you appreciate her body, even if it ain’t as tight as it used to be.
Then, when she ready, you can start gettin’ a little more freaky. Lick on them titties, suck on them nipples. Let her know you love them saggy titties. Then, when she really gettin’ into it, you can start eatin’ that pussy. And don’t be shy about it neither. Get in there and tongue fuck that shit like you tryin’ to find gold.
And when she startin’ to cum, that’s when you hit her with the dick. But don’t just shove it in there. Tease her a little first. Rub the head of your dick up and down her slit, let her feel how hard you are. Then, when she beggin’ for it, give her that dick. Slow at first, then pick up the pace. Fuck her like you tryin’ to break her back.
And when you ready to bust, don’t even think about pullin’ out. Let that nut go deep in that pussy. Let her feel that hot cum shootin’ up in her. Trust me, that’s gon’ make her feel like a brand new hoe.
But listen, I know some of y’all might be thinkin’, “Damn Desiree, that’s some cold shit. How you gon’ tell a nigga to fuck some old lady like that?” But fuck that. I’m just keepin’ it real. I know y’all out here fuckin’ all kinds of bitches, so why not an old broad? She just another pussy at the end of the day.
And trust me, once you fuck one old broad, you gon’ be hooked. They know how to appreciate a good dickin’. They ain’t gon’ be playin’ no games or tryin’ to control you. They just gon’ be grateful for the dick.
So what y’all waitin’ for? Go out there and find you a fine old broad. Make her feel like a brand new hoe. And trust me, she gon’ be thanking you for it later.
